long live the Great British TPCU
Even the drive-to furniture solution provider from Sweden has nothing to offer as there is a European law against manufacturing objects like TPCUs for pokey corners (the UK has an opt out apparently) probably something to do with preserving the threatened environment of some species of spider. If they did make one it would be called something like Treva 207.45.678 and you would not be able to find it by any reasonable search query. Maybe it does exist but no one has discovered what it is called.